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Post by Shadow Ninja on Nov 18, 2006 18:59:28 GMT -5
This room is pretty big, with a huge table in the center. There are also many chairs at the table, suitable for a meeting. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
In the darkness of the room, Light could hardly see. Feeling around for that wretched switch that would turn the Electricity on, Light finally came across it, and swicthed the switch on. Sighing, he walked over to the table and took a seat. There were many papers on the table, and Light could see some of them.
ANBU TRAINING MANUAL- Read the headline of one of the papers. Amused, Light thorugh more of the papers, trying to find some funny ones.
WHAT IS AKATSUKI? YOUR GUIDE TO THE UNKNOWN- At the site of this, Light chuckled slightly, leafing through some more.
HOW TO PROTECT YOURSELF AGAINST STD'S- Light started laughing very hard at this. So this is what the Sorakage looked at while he was here!
THE HISTORY OF BIJUU'S. DESTRUCTION THEY BRING, BUT WHAT DO THEY LEAVE?- At this, Light immediately stopped laughing. Throwing the paper at the desk, he leaned back in his chair, deep in thought.
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Post by Karoda on Nov 18, 2006 19:06:03 GMT -5
Karoda walked in. thank god. I don't have to look for the d**n light switch like usual. I swear. That thing is always moving. He then noticed light sitting back in his chair. and the paper on top of the desk which was obviously just handled in some way. "hi?"
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Post by Shadow Ninja on Nov 18, 2006 19:14:46 GMT -5
"Huh?" Light said, getting up quickly from his spot. Pulling a kunai out of the Hollister, he then asked then newcomer, "Who are you?" "Boy. Hope he didn't see me looking at the STD pamphlet." Light thought this quietly, possibly forgetting that Hachimata could hear his thoughts. "Hm? What is an STD? Some kind of new jutsu, I presume?"Light sweatdropped, and thought, "Um..Not exactly. An STD is a Sexually Transmitted Disease." There was suddenly a huge howl that almost made Light grimace. However, Light was very good at hiding his emotions, so it seemed he was still looking at Karoda. "A what? I swear..You humans can be so disgusting!"
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Post by Karoda on Nov 18, 2006 19:19:05 GMT -5
"I'm Karoda.. uh, Kairai Karoda. Who are you, exactly?"
this guy looks a little odd. Maybe something is one his mind. Oh well, I'm not in here to worry about others. Man, those genins sure do enjoy wasting my time.
He sat down as he asked his question.
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Post by Shadow Ninja on Nov 18, 2006 19:31:29 GMT -5
"Oh, you're that Puppet Jonin guy." Light said quietly, sitting back down in his chair, leaning back again. Placing his hand behind his head, he responded to the question.
"I am Yagami Light, Jonin of Boketsugakure. Do you have a Genin team? I would, but we haven't been getting many Genin in yet.." Light said, looking at Karoda.
"Puppets? How do you know that Light?" [/color]"Heh. I have to know somethings, don't I? I saw his Ninja Profile while I was in Konoha.." "I see..But why puppets?" "How am I supposed to know??"
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Post by Karoda on Nov 18, 2006 19:43:27 GMT -5
"yeah.. you could say I dabble in the field of puppetry. So, light, what do you do, huh?" he said, feeling kind of dumb because Light knew who he was but he didn't know who light was.
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Post by Shadow Ninja on Nov 18, 2006 19:52:52 GMT -5
"We kill people that stand in our way."
"What do I do? Well, I haven't been back in Boketsugakure for very long, as I have been in Konoha for many years. I am a Jonin instructor, and I'm just waiting for some Genin."
Light closed his eyes, and thought of that day, so, so long ago..
"That's pretty much all about me. What about you?"
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Post by Karoda on Nov 18, 2006 19:56:49 GMT -5
"I have a genin team. A really bothersome one. Having one completely cuts into my work, but I guess that's the price for being a jounin. I actually just met the team today and they already want a mission. My first freaking genin team just has to be the group of the eager ninjas. It really sucks."
Karoda glances down at the Bijuu pamphlet.
"were you reading that?"
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Post by Shadow Ninja on Nov 18, 2006 20:03:41 GMT -5
"At least you have a Team. I can't wait till I get my team. I am going to teach them many things ^^."
"Wow. This guy looks gay."
"Heh. So straight forward, Hachimata! To be honest, I think so too..Let's ask him!"
"Excuse me sir, but are now or have you ever been gay?" Light felt like laughing right there, but chose to abstain, for the ninja had brought up the pamphlet.
"!" "....." "Yeah, I was just lookin' the through it, to see if there was anything intresting about it." Light put an extra emphasis on "intresting" to see if Hachimata would recognize it.
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Post by Karoda on Nov 18, 2006 20:22:32 GMT -5
"what the hell kinda question is that? Am I gay? first of all, no? second, why are you asking me that? Are you gay?" he said, scooting his chair back a little.
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Post by Shadow Ninja on Nov 18, 2006 20:36:58 GMT -5
"Hah Hah! I'm not gay, in fact, I love women. I asked you because, you seem, extremely gay."
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! Good one Light!"
Light smiled, amd then remembered that this guy was gay. Zipping up his jacket, he was uncomfortable. Looking everywhere but the gay man, Light had to ask one question.
"What is it like being gay?"
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Post by Karoda on Nov 18, 2006 20:50:53 GMT -5
"I'm not gay. How do I seem gay? I think you're just errogant." He said getting a little irritated. this guy is seriously ticking me off.
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Post by Shadow Ninja on Nov 18, 2006 21:25:54 GMT -5
"Because you are, f*g boy."
"I dunno. I guess you just seem gay. So anyways...Did your team go on the mission?" Light was prety bored, and wanted to keep the conversation going.
"Hey! I just thought of something. A "contest" if you will. The Team that passes the most missions wins Ramen at Ichiraku for 1 year!"
"Heh. We are sooo gonna get free ramen."
"Yes, I do believe so."
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Post by Karoda on Nov 18, 2006 21:32:32 GMT -5
"I'm not making that kind of bet. I don't want to try to get a bunch of missions. I want these genin to take as little of my time as possible. Sadly, I will have no free time now."
OC: now does he still look like a f*g?
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Post by Haruka on Nov 19, 2006 10:41:17 GMT -5
OOC: Oh my god...That was so funny. This whole thread is hilarious...Witty and interesting. The whole std thing and hachimata, and karoda talking about the light switch, and then the whole gay thing...perfect
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